Basement Update

The dumpster is full of couches and loveseats. Other things found so far in the Great Basement Cleanout '08

Chris' letterman jacket
A bag of hideous ties presumably belonging to Chris' grandfather at some point
The f**king cocunut monkey
Several shoes, none matching
42 lbs of dog/cat hair.
Dead spiders
Live spiders
A diet coke still in a coozie, a swallow left
The "Star Blazers" series on VHS
Parts to the 1968 Lincoln Continental (with suicide doors!) in a Saxon Shoe bag
32 pens (from my scrubs in the laundry)
Scattegories (damp, cards missing)
My maternity underwear (why can't I wear underwear that comes up to my boobs all the time??)
A vat of used grease from the turkey frier circa Thanksgiving 2006
Gnawed on kindling (apparently used by the dogs as entertainment)
Petrified dog turds
4 year old Oktoberfest entry tickets
Nun beer bottle opener

A few of these...much less than we anticipated...


Unfortunately, none of this type of flea..


Now that would have been a find.